1st Place Best Dog Class for Real Life Rover™
2nd Place Best Dog Trainer
I'm very proud of Mama Nikki but I have to say, it gets a little old hearing people tell her congratulations all the time. I mean really, how do you think she got to the level of dog trainer? Where do you think the idea came from for Real Life Rover™? Let me help you people, it's all because of me! Since she's had me she's stepped up her game. I've had to teach her a lot about dog behavior and how to get dogs to actually pay attention. I mean, she couldn't do have the things she does if it wasn't for me. I'm the one that has to stand there and allow heathen dogs to bark and lunge on leash at me and I have to be good. I'm not allowed to bark or growl back at them so I just stand with my head turned to the side trying to be the good little assistant and if I even dare open my mouth to them guess who gets "the look". Have you ever had to stand there with your mouth closed while someone was being aggressive towards you? It's not fun and I must say, I have a lot of self-control when it comes to that. Yes, I may have a little self-control issue when I see a really pretty tail running by screaming, 'bite me', but I have self-control for all of those bad dogs barking and lunging at precious little me. You'd think I'd won 1st place assistant dog trainer but no, they don't have that category. Maybe I should write a letter...
Tbaa
